"BHANGI" NARAYANAN, WHO BECAME A CHRISTIAN and then married an evangelist in Burma, SWEARING TO WIPE OUT HINDUISM FROM HINDUSTAN, IS DELIGHTED THAT HE HAS SUCCEEDED AT LAST, HAVING FAILED TO MAKE SONIA KHAN THE PRIME MINISTER IN THAT FAILED CONSTITUTIONAL COUP OF 1999,
BUT MANY OF HIS HUMBLE HINDU SUBJECTS ARE SHOCKED AND DISMAYED.
The HINDU, who had FLED West Punjab in the company of Kuldip Nayar, IK Gujral and Khushwant Singh during the great ethnic cleansing of 1947, learnt of the appointmnet of a MUSLIM as the Head of State.
He now lives in TIRLOKPURI, a colony in Delhi, and thinks he is in "HINDU RASHTRA" with all the treacherous "SULLAHS" consigned to roadsweeping and drainage cleaning jobs.
On hearing the bad news he looked amazed and shocked. "A MUSLIM as my Rashtrapati? Does it mean there is NO talent or ability left among us Hindus?
......"Surely it will mean that we are all a lot of "shit".
"Don't say that, my friend, there will be a lot of shit IN THAT CASE to clear away.
"We are a billion strong nation and BHANGI NARAYANAN has only two hands."