COWARDLY SUPREME COMMANDER OF PARTITIONED INDIAN SECULAR STATE,
....................Mr. Abdul Kalam.
"As you know, I love Sanskrit, don't eat beef, do not read the Koran in the open, and even love vegetarian curry.
"There is nothing Muslim about me. I am secular and I love the Hindu religion. But if you ask me to embrace Hinduism, I cannot...
"Please understand that the punishment for apostasy in Islam is death and they will kill me even if I live in tth President's House surrounded by security guards day and night."
Then how can you command our brave Jawans who are not afread of death, you rat?"
We asked Abdul Kalam, the President of PARTITIONED Indian Secular State (P.I.S.S.).
We know his agenda, too. Do you think he will ever go to AYODHYA to lay the foundation stone of the grand Temple there? He is waiting for the day when the Hindus will greet each other with "Jai Abdul Kalam" instead of "Jai Sri Ram," and eagerly queue up for SONIA JALL instead of Ganga Jall.
Do you think he will ever ask the Pakistanis to concede Vatican like status to SRI NANKANA SAHIB where Guru Nanak Dev was born? Or speak of the same kind of status for Mathura?
Do you think he will do anything to recover North Kashmir which has been in limbo since 1948?
Do you think he will ever grant DUAL NATIONALITY to the Indians living abroad?
Do you think he, as the Supreme Commander of India's Armed Forces, will ever tell FIJI or UGANDA to behave?
NOT LIKELY, since the Hindus' loyalty and surrenders are always UNCONDITIONAL.