"WHO IS A GOOD MUSLIM?," asked the Hindu fleeing Lahore during the savage ethnic cleansing in 1947.
His friend answered, "I know that a good Communist is a dead Communist, but I have to think about the good Muslim.
After a while he said, "Ah. I've got it. A good Muslim is the one who has been dead and CREMATED, since his grave will for ever be a desecrated piece of earth in my sacred Hindustan"