NINE POINTS FOR "BE-WAQOOF" SIKHS OF BROKEN BHARAT (minus East Bengal and Karachi).
Before I take any Sikh as a "banda" (human), I would like to see their LEADERS do the following:
1. Declare the slogan: KHALISTAN- BECAUSE THERE IS PAKISTAN.
..... (Not Khalistan because the Hindus are thrashing us!)
2. Claim the city of NANKANA SAHIB and LAHORE from the MOHAMMEDANS, our former fellow citizens.
3. Establish a SIKH HOLOCAUST MUSEUM somewhere in EAST Punjab.
4. Name the tiny truncated State as YAKAB (Land of One River). the word PUNJ-AB is like the self-deluding opium for the famished Sikhs to give the impression that they have dined with a king.
5. Declare, "We cannot accept an ABDUL KALAM" as President of India. However, the SAME MAN UNDER A HINDU NAME will be most acceptable. Abdul Kalam is pure Arabic as found in the Koran, and in the context of partition, means "haraami".
6. Insist on accepting ONE mosque for every gurdwara they see in ARABIA, the Land of Hindustani Abdul Kalam's very own Arabic Mohammed.
7. Declare the HINDUS to be the legitimate sovereign nation in Hindustan. Declare India a HINDU RASHTRA if East Bengal is to be an ISLAMIC republic.
8. Publish the names of one million citizens of Punjab massacred by the Muslims in 1947. If the Jews can record SIX MILLION names of Holocaust, we could expect the "daal khor / langar serving" Khalsa to FIND OUT the names of one million Hindus and Sikhs who perished by Islamic sword in 1947.
9. GET THAT "BHAYYA" (CHIEF MINISTER) OUT OF "UNION TERRITORY" AND MOVE HIM TO A CAPITAL THAT LIES WITHIN THE STATE.