THIS LETTER GETS THE FIRST PRIZE FOR ITS WIT, RELEVANCE AND APTNESS TO THE CURRENT INDIAN SCENE. PLEASE HAVE A LAUGH AT THE COST OF "MOTHER" INDIA. HER MUSLIMS HAVE BEEN HAVING A MILLION LAUGHS AT HER COST SINCE 1947.
........LETTER TO THE EDITOR, APRIL 6, 2004
India's next PM is an Egyptian Belly dancer
Seeing the way the politics are going on in India, I have decided to make an Egyptian Belly dancer as our next Prime Minister.
It will be very easy to make her very popular among our people with the most exciting belly dance. All I have to do is to go to Egypt and marry one belly dancer to make her an Indian citizen. It will be a song to get the best belly dancer to agree to this.
Our previous experience with them was in the eighties, when my friend, an ex chief engineer of Cochin ship yard went to Egypt for recruitment along with the Arab head of department of the Dubai Government.
My friend went on interviewing engineers, but the final selection list was made by the Arab who interviewed all the belly dancers sent to him by the Egyptian candidates.
I always thought that an Egyptian belly dancer is a better bet than a UK barmaid. .
I am sure that my belly dancer wife will be made the president of the most influential political party once she is in India. There could even be mergers of all other parties to work under my beautiful belly dancer wife.
The Arabs will be thrilled by the newfound co-operation between India and Egypt and terrorism will be a thing of the past. In case I fail to make my belly dancer wife the Prime Minister due to some obstinate and old bachelor politicians, there is still a chance for my grand children to become the future Prime Ministers of India.
I would ask my sons to marry the daughters of oil rich Sheikhs, so that my sons can offer to the Indian public free petrol and diesel like what is happening now with the free power offer for votes.
The Sheikhs will be too thrilled at the prospect of his grand children ruling India one day and will supply the petrol free. Unfortunately my idea is not original and in modified form is already in operation in India.
ANY OTHER NOMINATIONS FOR THE POST OF PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA? BY THE WAY SHE ALSO NEEDS ANOTHER SUPREME COMMANDER WHO MIGHT MISS A MEAL WHEN ONE HUNDRED HINDUS GET MASSACRED IN SOUTH KASHMIR ONE NIGHT.