Two Taliban in Kabul were stamping the names on the voters' list with the words "STAY" and "F.A.R.T."
I wanted to know what the words meant.
"STAY is for all the BELIEVERS and FART means FAST AND RAPID TRANSIT."
I replied, "I understand the first but who is meant to be in the 'Fast And Rapid Transit'?"
He said, "the Hindus," without blinking an eye.
Why is that so? I enquired. Aren't they law abiding, hard working and believers in Bhai Bhai?
"O NO," He said, "We don't want this cowardly "bhai bhai" type. If our country is invaded they will kiss the foot of the new master in no time, and beg for permission to build their Sri Ram Temple in Ayodhya and go about under Hindu names."
Is there anything the Hindus have done recently to annoy you?
"Yes, Their Hindustan surrendered NWFP to All-India Muslim League without much ado, and our Sarhadi Gandhi, Khan Abddul Ghafar Khan, was put in jail by the Pakistanis as a traitor."
He carried on, "Ours is a tough land and we need people with guts, not Hindus to whom PARTITION is history and Sonia Khan of BOFORS CHOR, the Mother of Nation."
The hidden meaning behind the abbreviation F.A.R.T. soon dawned on me. The brave Pathans have still not forgiven Hindustan for conceding Partition so quickly to the separatists, and then never recalling it.
The Taliban then ordered all the Hindus to wear badges in public and thus degraded, MOST found fast and rapid transit out of the country. Our supreme commander, Jenab Abdul Kalam, did not say a word to the Taliban. Instead, the Americans did.
Thanks to the Americans, but NOT TO OUR BHARAT, the abbreviation FART applied fully to the TALIBAN who fled Kabul with Koran, to seek shelter and refuge in the caves of HINDUKUSH mountains.
Some divine justice meted out to the "believers" who now occupy our Lahore!
We hope from there, too, they find FAST AND RAPID TRANSIT to Mecca for the smell of camels, or to Paradise for the promised virgins.
God is also watching the UNCOUTH Muslim marauders who are occupying East Bengal (thanks to Indira Khan) and North Kashmir (thanks to Bandit Nehru, her father) at present.