ARE ALL CHANCELLORS LIKE THIS?
Date: 13 Nov 2006
A young Scotsman named Gordon bought a donkey from an old farmer for £100.00.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. When the farmer drove
up the next day, he said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news...the donkey
is on my truck, but he's dead."
Gordon said, "OK then, just unload the donkey anyway".
The farmer asked, "What are ya gonna do with him?"
Gordon said, "I'm going to raffle him off."
To which the farmer exclaimed, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
But Gordon , with a big smile on his face, said "Sure I can. Watch me. I
just won't tell anybody that he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Gordon and asked, "What happened with
that dead donkey?"
Gordon said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two pounds a piece
and made a huge profit"
Totally amazed, the farmer asked, "Didn't anyone complain that you had
stolen their money because you lied about the donkey being dead?"
And Gordon replied, "The only guy who found out about the donkey being dead
was the raffle winner, when he came to claim his prize. So I gave him his £2
back plus £200 extra, which is double the going value of a donkey, so he
thought I was a great guy."
Gordon grew up and eventually became the Chancellor of the Exchequer, and no
matter how many times he lied or how much money he stole from British
public, as long as he gave them back some of the stolen money, most of them
thought he was a great guy.