INDIAN NUCLEAR BOMB, MADE BY A PAKISTANI "BAS**RD" CALLED ABDUL KALAM.
Date: 27 Jun 2008
During the Cold War, if USA launched a nuke-loaded missile,
Soviet satellites would inform the Soviet army in 3 seconds
and in less than 5 seconds Soviet counter-missiles would be
on their way.
This was their scenario.................
If there is a nuclear war between India and Pakistan...
The Pakistan army decides to launch a nuke-missile towards
They don't need any permission from their government,
and promptly order the
Indian technology is highly advanced.
In less than 8 seconds, Indian army detects the Pak
Countdown and decides to
launch a missile in retribution.
But they need permission from the Government of India.
They submit their request to the Indian President. The
President forwards it
to the Cabinet.
The Prime Minister calls an emergency Lok Sabha session.
The LS meets, but
due to several walkouts and severe protests by the
opposition, it gets
adjourned and adjourned indefinitely.
The President asks for a quick decision.
In the mean time, the Pak missile failed to take off due to
failure. Their attempts for a re-launch are still on.
Just then the Indian ruling party is reduced to a minority
because a party
that was giving outside support withdraws it.
The President asks the PM to prove his majority within a
As the ruling party fails to win the confidence vote, a
The caretaker PM decides to permit the armed forces to
launch a nuclear
But the Election Commission says that a caretaker
government can not take
such a decision because elections are at hand.
A Public Interest Litigation is filed in the Supreme Court
alleging misuse of
power by the Election Commission.
The Supreme Court comes to the rescue of the PM, and says
the acting PM is
authorized to take this decision in view of the emergency
facing the nation.
Just then one of the Pak missiles successfully took off,
but it fell 367 miles away from the target, on its own
government building at
Fortunately there were no casualties as no employee had
reached the office
In any case, the nuclear core of the missile had detached
somewhere in the
The Pakistan army is now trying to get better technologies
from China and
The Indian Government, taking no chances, decides to launch
a nuclear missile
of its own, after convening an all-party meeting.
This time all the parties agree.
Its three months since the army had sought permission. But
begin, 'pro-humanity', 'anti-nuclear'
activists come out against the
Human chains are formed and Rasta Rokos organized.
From the US endless e-mails are sent to Indians condemning
the government and
mentioning 'Please forward it to as many Indians as
On the Pakistan side, the missiles kept malfunctioning.
Some missiles deviate
from target due to technical failures or high-speed wind
Many of them land in the Indian Ocean killing some fish.
A missile (smuggled from USA) is pressed into service.
Since the Pakistan army is unable to understand its
software, it hits its
original destination: Russia.
Russia successfully intercepts the missile and in
retaliation launches a
nuclear missile towards Islamabad.
The missile hits the target and creates havoc.
Pakistan cries for help. India expresses deep regrets for
what has happened
and sends in a million dollars worth of Parle-G biscuits.
Thus India never gets to launch the missile.
Pakistan never gets it right.
we all live happily ever after