Suicidal Terrorists

Date: 17 Jan 2009


 Suicidal Terrorists 
 Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's see now.... 
No freedom of thought & religion 
 No Christmas 
No television 
No music
No dance
No Fasion
No Alcohol
 No cheerleaders
 No nude Women 
 No car races
 No football 
 No soccer 
 No pork BBQ 
 No hot dogs 
 No burgers with bacon
 No chocolate chip cookies 
 No lobster 
 No nachos 
 No Beer nuts
 No Beer !!!!!!!!
 Rags for clothes and towels for hats. 
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. 
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. 
 More than one wife. 
 You can't shave. 
 Your wives can't shave. 
 You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. 
 Your bride is picked by someone else. 
She smells just like your donkey. 
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! 
                                                I mean, really, is there a mystery here?