Date: 02 Oct 2009


This a smart one...worth forwarding endlessly... cheers....!!! An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile. A representative from India began : ‘Before beginning my talk, I want to tell you something about Rishi Kashyap of Kashmir, after whom Kashmir is named. When he struck a rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath.' He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Pakistani had stolen them.' The Pakistani representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking about? The Pakistanis weren't there then.' The Indian representative smiled and said, 'And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech.' And they say Kashmir belongs to them. This is one mail I recommend to be shared with 'ALL INDIANS', including the world at large ============================ BUT PLEASE NOTE THAT "SON OF A BI*CH" JAWAHARLAL NEHRU NEVER SAID TO MOHAMMED ALI JINNAH WHILE SURRENDERING LAHORE UNCONDITIONALLY IN 1947, "YOUR MOHAMMED NEVER SET FOOT IN LAHORE. GET LOST IN MECCA!" NEHRU, AS WE ALL KNOW (AND SURELY THE UNO ARE NOT SUCH IGNORANT ASSES) NOT ONLY SURRENDRED LAHORE BUT ALSO KARACHI, QUETTA, PESHAWAR, NORTH KASHMIR AND THE WHOLE OF EAST BENGAL (PLUS THE DISTRICT OF SYLHET FROM ASSAM) AND SHOOK MR. JINNAH'S HANDS AND KISSED HIS FOOT, TOO. 000000000