Date: 13 Feb 2010


FIRST PEOPLE CALL THEM "MONKEYS". THEN THEY CATCH THEM TO HANG THEM FROM TREES OR GUILLOTINE THEM IN PUBLIC.////////////////// MONKEYS IN PARLIAMENT.//////////////// What an understatement!////////////// Thank you.///////////// BRILLIANT. I hope it will move some "bum" or "baboon" there. //////////////////// ==================== Subject: Where to Cross The Border?//////////////// If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally You Get 12 Years Hard Labour. ////////// If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally You Are Detained Indefinitely. //////////// If You Cross The Afghan Border Illegally, You Get Shot. ///////////// If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally You Will Be Jailed. ///////// If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally You May Never Be Heard Again ///////////// If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed. ////////////// If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot. ////////////// If You Enter Britain Illegally You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported /////////////// BUT If You Are A Pakistani or a Bangladeshi And Illegally Cross The Indian Border You Get ///////////// - A Ration Card, ///////////// - Passport ( 1 or more)//////////// - Haz Subsidy, ///////////// - A Drivers License, //////////// - Voter Identity Card, //////////// - Job Reservation, /////////////// - Special Privileges, /////////////// - Credit Cards, //////////////// - Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House, ///////////// - Free Education, /////////// - Free Health Care, //////////// - A Lobbyist In New Delhi ,with a ready Television Channel & group of expert human right activists. - The right to talk about secularism, which was not heard of back home/////////////// And Ofcourse - Voting Rights!!////////////// Hats off to the Monkeys in Delhi & pseudosecularists in society, who elect them... ///////////////// 000000000