Date: 17 Feb 2010
Subject: Where to Cross The Border? ''''''' If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally You Get 12 Years Hard Labour. '////////////''' If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally You Are Detained Indefinitely. ///////// If You Cross The Afghan Border Illegally, You Get Shot. ///////// If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally You Will Be Jailed. /////// If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally You May Never Be Heard Again ///////// If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed. /////////// If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.////////// If You Enter Britain Illegally You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported ////////////////// BUT If You Are A Pakistani or a Bangladeshi And Illegally Cross The Indian Border You Get /////////// - A Ration Card, - Passport ( 1 or more) - Haz Subsidy, - A Drivers License, - Voter Identity Card, - Job Reservation, - Special Privileges, - Credit Cards, - Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House, - Free Education, - Free Health Care, - A Lobbyist In New Delhi ,with a ready Television Channel & group of expert human right activists. - The right to talk about secularism, which was not heard of back home ////////////// And Ofcourse - Voting Rights!!//////////// Hats off to the Monkeys in Delhi & pseudosecularists in society, who elect them...///////////// 000000000