Date: 11 Oct 2012
Buffet hires Sonia Gandhi's son-in-law \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ INDIA UPDATE\\\\\\\\\\\ WARREN BUFFET HIRES SONIA GANDHI’S SON-IN-LAW \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ by shovonc \\\\\\\\\ In news that has relieved lovers of money everywhere, legendary investment guru Warren Buffet has announced that the search for his successor is finally over. New Delhi-based entrepreneur Robert Vadra, son-in-law of Indian Supremo Sonia Gandhi, will soon be taking over as head of Berkshire Hathaway. \\\\\\\\\\\\ “Despite an extremely rigorous gym schedule, this extraordinary young man has become a billionaire in just four years,” said the Sage of Omaha. “Not only did he convince real estate giant DLF to give him an entire suburb of Delhi at throwaway prices, he also got them to lend him the money, interest free. My sources inform me that he is also acquiring two or three other Indian states, but he’s too modest to talk about these things.” \\\\\\\\\\\\\\ Members of Sonia Gandhi’s domestic staff have welcomed the move. \\\\\\\\\\\\“I kiss his boots on a regular basis,” said Law Minister Salman Khurshid, “It’s amazing how smooth he keeps the leather.” \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ “He’s extremely dynamic,” said baggage-handler Manish Tewari. “When I carry his bags at the airport, I can barely keep up. And it’s not just because he doesn’t have to go through security.” \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ DLF has rubbished allegations of corruption, and maintains that all dealings have been completely transparent. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ “We did everything very openly,” said a spokesperson for DLF. “There is no question of favouritism. We are committed to providing the same benefits to anyone who marries Priyanka Gandhi.” \\\\\\\\\\\\\\Others have also earmarked Vadra for international glory. "Let me just get through this election," said US President Barack Obama. "If I win, I'm going to use this man's help to revive the US economy." http://shovonc.wordpress.com/2012/10/06/warren-buffet-hires-sonia-gandhis-son-in-law/ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\ Note:-The mango-man from Banana Republic has achieved the impossible. Congratulatory messages must be already pouring in. Some senior Congress leaders including Mr Manmohan Singh must have already proposed his name for the award of Bharat Ratna to be bestowed upon him on 26 Jan 2013. Earlier, President Pranab Mukherji was to be given this award. He will now have to wait for 1 more year. Meanwhile, Kalmadi appears to be a deserving candidate for Arjun Puraskar for his achievements during the Delhi CWG . MOD now should recommend the names of Raja and Kanimojhi for UYSM for their valiant effort in their respective fields in the face of enemy. \\\\\\\\\\\\ 000000000