Breaking News -- This takes the cake...
Yesterday, on the 81st birthday of Manmohan Singh, Congress
declared that they are going to rename him as Nawaz Shareef....
The Congress feels that this will give them three advantages --
1) Help get Muslim votes;
2) Help in getting more aid from Saudi and other Middle East countries; and
3) Totally confuse Pakistan.
Briefing newsmen, the Congress spokesman said that the name aptly
suits Manmohanji, as he has been "Na-Awaz" but totally "Shareef " !!