Best Answer given by an Indian Citizen
on Filing up his Income Tax Return
My Income Tax return form has been sent back because in response to a question for
'Number of Dependants on you?' I replied :---
"65% of population who doesn't pay taxes, 21 million illegal immigrants, 9,00,000+ criminals
in 1382+ prisons and above all 544+ MPs in parliament and 4000+ MLAs of states.
They said, this is not an acceptable answer.
I am still wondering..... Who the hell did I miss out in naming.
Dedicated to all tax payers.
THANKS TO THE SENDER.